outer-jessie's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cheesejoe lovin' Almost forgot about Cheesejoe! This may have something to do with the fact that I can't come up with anything good. THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OF CHEESEJOE Cheesejoe sauntered gracelessly into Reggie's domicile. He was singing under his breath. "She's a very cheesy curl (bow womp, bow womp), that you won't share with another (bow womp, bow womp)" "Hey Cheesejoe," said Reggie the Wedgie.
"She's got cheesy chic! Cheesy chic! She's super chic-yyyy, mow." "You got a crush on someone, Cheesejoe?" teased Reggie. Sigh. "Yeah. Cheesejosephine. She's the most beautiful wedge of cheese I've ever seen. And she has a fine point." Cheesejoe blushed. "Oh no, Cheesejoe. Not Cheesejosephine. She's way out of your league, man. It's like, you're swiss, right? And she's like brie, you know what I'm sayin'? And like, ne'er the two shall meet and fall in love and have cheese cubes." Cheesejoe sighed. He knew Reggie was right. Why, it was just today that Cheesejosephine had said to him, "Cheesejoe, it was just a crazy whim of the cheesewheel of fortune that made you swiss and me brie, but that's the way it is. You know we can never be together. Swiss and brie. Gross." But she said it in the cutest way, really. He sighed again. It was no use. She was going to Paris for a photo shoot for a fancy French restaurant menu, and there was no telling when she'd be back. Hell, over in Europe she could fall for a fancy Jarlsberg or Romano wedge. "I think you may be right Reggie. I'm not even really Swiss. I was born in Wisconsin." Cheesejoe sobbed uncontrollably for many days, which made him taste simply wretched. Reggie suffered the most for this; he sagged. One day, they heard that Cheesejosephine had been stolen out of a cafe by some chiens and thrown up all over an alley. They laughed about that for days. 3:41 p.m. - 2001-09-27 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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